October 2011
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“It seems
our own impermanence is concealed from us.
The trees stand firm, the...”
– Rainer Maria Rilke, from The Second Duino Elegy (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
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Ode To The Absent-Minded Dreamer: To Future... →
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To Future Generations
Read the newspaper or a magazine or something that is on paper. Don’t let the whole ‘print journalism is dying!’ bullshit come true because sometimes dying newspaper jokes can be really funny. Also, if you stare a a computer screen too much you’ll either gain…
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“He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”
– Dr. Thompson via English poet Samuel Johnson
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“I’ve never understood the notion of shunning or acting “too cool” for fans. I...”
– Matthew Gray Gubler (via sarah-nade)
Being a birthday clown that kicks all the dads in the crotch and screams at kids seems like my calling in life, just sayin’.
(via loveyourchaos)
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currently reclaiming my blog from pervy ?s and hilarious gifs.
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I have 200 other questions sitting in my ask not...
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that’s enough of that for now. I just got flooded with bad questions and thought it would be good time to use some stockpiled gifs.
Anonymous asked: did you ever train yourself to be good at blowing guys, like did you ever use a Popsicle, bananas, pear, apple or something long to practice your blowjobs
Anonymous asked: Do you lick the cum of your fingers. or do you just wash it off right away if you wash it away that is a waste of good cum!
Anonymous asked: You are alone at your home. You shed clothes and are masturbating when suddenly the bell rings. You are about to climax. What to do in such a situation? And what do you do with the pets do they watch? Remember, out of the door can be your parents!
Anonymous asked: i bet those lips and that mouth are made for it hehe when was the last time you got on your knees and sucked?
Did you swallow, spit or was it all over your face?
Did you swallow, spit or was it all over your face?
Anonymous asked: What do you prefer? circumcised or uncircumcised cock. When it comes to sex.
Anonymous asked: have you ever rubbed a guy's penis with your feet under the table?
Anonymous asked: So just for fun, I decided to have a contest with myself to see how long I could go without jacking off. So far, it's been about 2 weeks and now I'm ready to bust a load but I can't decide what to jerk off too. Any suggestions?
Anonymous asked: I agree that you are a cunt and I will not be looking at your page anymore. I do not understand the depth of hatered or of which comes from. Have a good life and please find peace.
Anonymous asked: Would I be able to masterbaste to your naked picture. I mean you say that your so hot and all of that I want to see and do it!
Anonymous asked: Have you worked on a romantic feautures that revolves around anal sex?
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“When we meet in dreams
just wrap your arms around me
and we’ll never leave.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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i love all my new followers
stop in and say hello. suggest me some new music for the fall while you’re at it.
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i am for you.
Mismatched socks, Colbert Report, missing you something terrible. It’s not clear to me why this happens other than it’s been a weird day. Out of the blue, 2 different flickers from my past popped up and the entire time, all I could think is, “why not you?” It bummed me out, partly because it always seems like the Universe is mocking me, just a little bit and B. because I am...
there’s about a 98% i’m not having sex with any of you. you can stop asking now.
edit: I wish I were just being funny, but alas…seriously, it’s getting hard to weed through the questions worth answering.
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Anonymous asked: Jen I want to be with a black man but have been scared of what my friends have said about them sexually. Is it really a difference? And also, which do you prefer blacks, whites, and/or other? I mean my family has already told me that race mixing is wrong. I am scared.
Anonymous asked: Will high beef prices discourage you from eating at places that sell burgers?
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Anonymous asked: what is your life motto, and how has it helped you all these years?
Anonymous asked: Would you date a man who had female traits but other wise was a 100% male?
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Already Yours
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